the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i can't believe i had my finger in that
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.