I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Will exercising make me less horny?
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