all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
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Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.