Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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