I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?