Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Bisexual people are plain selfish.