no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?