im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people