Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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