wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
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How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
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At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.