If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
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I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
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you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room