They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
and she was petting her beer can
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.