what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.