No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
time to smoke my breakfast