I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.