Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
so let's talk penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.