Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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