i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
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Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
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I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
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That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm so fucking centered right now
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile