Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
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The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
with your own penis?
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The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Whod you bang
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I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
your parents love me but you hate me
Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
is your mom at the bar?
Cold hands, warm shart.