..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
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His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
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You don't have asthma, your pregnant
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
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I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I love black thongs