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Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
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So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home