one two three fourrrrnication!
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Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
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and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.