I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
16 People Who Have Raised The Bar For Petty Revenge
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Here’s Why Hotel Photos On Travel Websites Are A Complete Hoax
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.