somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.