and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.