These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.