I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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