What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"