Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?