it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.