Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.