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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.