After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I told you penises don't tan
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.