He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch