Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure