it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.