Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.