hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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