nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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