yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Send us your Text From Last Night!
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you