I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She said she wanted to have closure sex.