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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight

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(313): Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight http://tfl.nu/29c9

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(845): View more from New York

I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing

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(845): I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing http://tfl.nu/4411

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(740): View more from Ohio

There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again

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(740): There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again http://tfl.nu/gd8v

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.

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(973): Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day. http://tfl.nu/sevp

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i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"

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(514): i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon" http://tfl.nu/hj7f

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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."

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(402): I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while." http://tfl.nu/xrqm

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Redeem this text for a blowjob

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(507): Redeem this text for a blowjob http://tfl.nu/3lns

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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU

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(678): My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU http://tfl.nu/x7kk

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(319): View more from Iowa

he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.

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(319): he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit. http://tfl.nu/9uu5

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(757): View more from Virginia

So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof

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(757): So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof http://tfl.nu/xt5p

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its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger

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(819): its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger http://tfl.nu/0bs6

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(240): View more from Maryland

No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic

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(240): No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic http://tfl.nu/pmgj

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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot

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(937): i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot http://tfl.nu/0845

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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work

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(304): I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work http://tfl.nu/ovrn

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(678): View more from Georgia

All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?

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You mean bread?

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(678): All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast? (404): You mean bread? http://tfl.nu/0bp8

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