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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.

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(402): birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented. http://tfl.nu/mdbr

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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.

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(586): We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances. http://tfl.nu/gxxu

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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life

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(571): I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life http://tfl.nu/ta8c

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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.

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(619): I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated. http://tfl.nu/km5l

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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.

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(802): Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser. http://tfl.nu/l90y

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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.

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(970): I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that. http://tfl.nu/622i

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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

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I need new friends

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(508): Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag (508): I need new friends http://tfl.nu/z8hc

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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.

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(702): i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again. http://tfl.nu/kiui

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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.

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(702): I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like. http://tfl.nu/ss9l

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I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.

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explains the nose bleeds.

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(901): I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose. (1-901): explains the nose bleeds. http://tfl.nu/i1j5

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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.

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(781): he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me. http://tfl.nu/iw9a

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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.

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(313): I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god. http://tfl.nu/nh0e

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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name

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(860): so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name http://tfl.nu/f3l4

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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"

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(734): you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover" http://tfl.nu/l7y3

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Hannah Montana > iCarly

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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely

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(847): Hannah Montana > iCarly (309): I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely http://tfl.nu/uzzz

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