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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Now he's lighting his socks on fire

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(803): View more from South Carolina

A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh

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