the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake