At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.