i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?