Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.