Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear