Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.