she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.