She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.