It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...