Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men