oh god was she eating orange peels again
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.