There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.