St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.