They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I booty called her while she was in labor.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.