I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.