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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good

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(615): my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good http://tfl.nu/bhfg

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(248): View more from Michigan

I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.

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(248): I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice. http://tfl.nu/zl11

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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?

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(808): Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way? http://tfl.nu/yy6b

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge

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(717): Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge http://tfl.nu/tbkl

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom

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(608): She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom http://tfl.nu/qu7d

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(415): View more from California

Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".

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(415): Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed". http://tfl.nu/ptkf

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke

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(248): Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke http://tfl.nu/ag71

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(203): View more from Connecticut

we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup

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(203): we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup http://tfl.nu/4fq2

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(507): View more from Minnesota

your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/

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(507): your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/ http://tfl.nu/cbt7

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(612): View more from Minnesota

is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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(612): is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused. http://tfl.nu/sovs

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(419): View more from Ohio

Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?

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(419): Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie? http://tfl.nu/tj9i

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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student

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(914): threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student http://tfl.nu/czt4

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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry

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(816): I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry http://tfl.nu/7m65

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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.

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(404): I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head. http://tfl.nu/lfdj

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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.

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(724): I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car. http://tfl.nu/2u4v

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