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let's bang

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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.

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(216): let's bang (773): You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no. http://tfl.nu/cr4i

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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice

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(404): girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice http://tfl.nu/q2o9

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Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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(215): Milquetoast, coolest word ever. http://tfl.nu/m1o9

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I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.

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(503): I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt. http://tfl.nu/ymql

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apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......

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told ya

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(214): apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back...... (817): told ya http://tfl.nu/csea

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Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.

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(940): Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost. http://tfl.nu/jz6g

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i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth

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well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth

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(440): i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth (330): well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth http://tfl.nu/ms7e

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Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?

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(586): Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low? http://tfl.nu/jj2a

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Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.

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Who isn't?

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(770): Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims. (404): Who isn't? http://tfl.nu/hgp5

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I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.

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(856): I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full. http://tfl.nu/pi6t

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We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.

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(207): We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us. http://tfl.nu/uz8z

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I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward

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(956): I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward http://tfl.nu/ltxx

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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you

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(604): it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you http://tfl.nu/0wg6

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Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?

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(215): Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam? http://tfl.nu/4s96

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i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"

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(217): i just google searched "what time does taco bell open" http://tfl.nu/oq99

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