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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy

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(678): she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy http://tfl.nu/57ze

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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.

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(905): She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was. http://tfl.nu/uuuj

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex

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(202): the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex http://tfl.nu/fw26

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(301): View more from Maryland

she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break

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(301): she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break http://tfl.nu/l0jq

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(972): View more from Texas

Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?

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(972): Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama? http://tfl.nu/w817

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

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(919): There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place http://tfl.nu/pg5t

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(315): View more from New York

I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.

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(315): I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong. http://tfl.nu/20fz

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.

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(334): I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment. http://tfl.nu/dpzt

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for

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(304): Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for http://tfl.nu/goo7

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

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hello competition

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(973): so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator (908): hello competition http://tfl.nu/cped

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(636): View more from Missouri

So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.

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(636): So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned. http://tfl.nu/elt7

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(702): View more from Nevada

well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?

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(702): well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right? http://tfl.nu/0mj4

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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day

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(302): just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day http://tfl.nu/bsdz

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(432): View more from Texas

He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"

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(432): He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun" http://tfl.nu/hrdc

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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.

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(301): he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself. http://tfl.nu/68qu

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