He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.