no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley