She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.