i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.