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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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(760): Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that http://tfl.nu/izum

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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me

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(214): I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me http://tfl.nu/9k7n

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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.

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(401): I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me. http://tfl.nu/vovs

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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.

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(678): We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine. http://tfl.nu/3sll

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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.

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(402): Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement. http://tfl.nu/h6nw

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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.

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(304): I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough. http://tfl.nu/4w8d

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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....

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(818): he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was.... http://tfl.nu/srrx

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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.

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(323): I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom. http://tfl.nu/rbnh

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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.

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(978): suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg. http://tfl.nu/rk1z

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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man

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(518): Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man http://tfl.nu/kiog

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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.

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(513): What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore. http://tfl.nu/f43s

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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.

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(979): What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls. http://tfl.nu/5u5z

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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?

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(414): Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point? http://tfl.nu/qhrq

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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.

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(828): he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head. http://tfl.nu/re8d

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she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."

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(513): she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it." http://tfl.nu/fqo2

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