Texts From Last Night

Favorite
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(610): there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours http://tfl.nu/tvxl

Replies (3) Good night (480) Bad night (2580) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits. http://tfl.nu/o0ux

Replies (86) Good night (1132) Bad night (2553)
Favorite
(952): View more from Minnesota

I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(952): I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa. http://tfl.nu/1yb9

Replies (98) Good night (3618) Bad night (634) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(989): View more from Michigan

I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(989): I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa http://tfl.nu/0rxp

Replies (27) Good night (470) Bad night (3318) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(561): View more from Florida

As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(561): As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother http://tfl.nu/1acl

Replies (21) Good night (2116) Bad night (462) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(512): View more from Texas

its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(512): its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants. http://tfl.nu/mk0c

Replies (46) Good night (1084) Bad night (4498)
Favorite
(540): View more from Virginia

she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out

(803): View more from South Carolina

youve hit the jackpot

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(540): she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out (803): youve hit the jackpot http://tfl.nu/tr3l

Replies (50) Good night (16244) Bad night (707)
Favorite
(541): View more from Oregon

So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(541): So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap http://tfl.nu/9u2o

Replies (31) Good night (908) Bad night (4271) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(902): perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night. http://tfl.nu/cheb

Replies (14) Good night (3109) Bad night (516) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers. http://tfl.nu/bvxk

Replies (21) Good night (4213) Bad night (436) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(403): I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness. http://tfl.nu/0zt1

Replies (8) Good night (643) Bad night (1848) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you definitely held a convo with a hobo

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

we have a secret handshake

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(610): you definitely held a convo with a hobo (1-610): we have a secret handshake http://tfl.nu/i4o5

Replies (25) Good night (4230) Bad night (437) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(678): View more from Georgia

So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...

(404): View more from Georgia

In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)

(678): View more from Georgia

cunt.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(678): So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile... (404): In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;) (678): cunt. http://tfl.nu/sbha

Replies (58) Good night (2828) Bad night (842)
Favorite
(512): View more from Texas

he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(512): he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success. http://tfl.nu/9rt5

Replies (11) Good night (6598) Bad night (557) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(253): View more from Washington

Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(253): Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life. http://tfl.nu/h3s9

Replies (33) Good night (4770) Bad night (1152) Order T-Shirt

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: