why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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Less talking, more tequila
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again