Need sex. Gaining weight.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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