In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.