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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.