Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There r osticjed everywhere
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.