At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.