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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on

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(954): I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on http://tfl.nu/pg75

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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.

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(541): You don't need id to drink rum in an alley. http://tfl.nu/aqpy

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(514): View more from Quebec

you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night

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i got kicked out last time for laughing

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(514): you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night (514): i got kicked out last time for laughing http://tfl.nu/qj8w

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(815): View more from Illinois

Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.

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(815): Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single. http://tfl.nu/sipf

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(678): View more from Georgia

Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.

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(678): Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box. http://tfl.nu/7k9p

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(239): View more from Florida

so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...

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(239): so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM... http://tfl.nu/hm43

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(905): View more from Toronto

I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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(905): I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone http://tfl.nu/ci8g

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i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.

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(760): i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel. http://tfl.nu/n5cq

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I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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(818): I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number... http://tfl.nu/xqo8

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I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.

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(859): I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum. http://tfl.nu/asaw

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tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.

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(925): tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too. http://tfl.nu/05va

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plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.

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(843): plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone. http://tfl.nu/rlid

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You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain

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(925): You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain http://tfl.nu/anwf

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i was born a porn star she said

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(310): i was born a porn star she said http://tfl.nu/fyi2

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you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger

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(831): you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger http://tfl.nu/xtvv

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