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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs

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Wtf? Why?

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I want awesome conversations to show the world.

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(702): We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs (1-702): Wtf? Why? (702): I want awesome conversations to show the world. http://tfl.nu/kf4n

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on

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I knew I fell for you for a reason

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(570): just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on (908): I knew I fell for you for a reason http://tfl.nu/lpgl

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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college

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is she hot?

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She is now

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(802): My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college (516): is she hot? (802): She is now http://tfl.nu/4xoq

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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?

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(702): what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack? http://tfl.nu/aynk

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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...

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(765): looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present... http://tfl.nu/0z7b

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I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off

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(970): I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off http://tfl.nu/q8op

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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours

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(615): Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours http://tfl.nu/h5ci

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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash

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(204): My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash http://tfl.nu/m3vz

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.

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(504): She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise. http://tfl.nu/2rjq

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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.

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(479): i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for. http://tfl.nu/5iul

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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.

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(858): This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex. http://tfl.nu/bu7g

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And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"

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(760): And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV" http://tfl.nu/slsr

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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.

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(203): a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up. http://tfl.nu/5e3h

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(512): View more from Texas

you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator

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(512): you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator http://tfl.nu/ic52

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she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet

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(478): she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet http://tfl.nu/g772

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