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Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.

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(425): Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine. http://tfl.nu/qnyh

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(214): View more from Texas

My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

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(214): My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night http://tfl.nu/co3c

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(513): View more from Ohio

stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight

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(513): stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight http://tfl.nu/lu33

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(905): View more from Toronto

I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.

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(905): I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing. http://tfl.nu/u29p

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(512): View more from Texas

after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.

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(512): after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men. http://tfl.nu/7tn8

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(914): View more from New York

I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".

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(914): I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit". http://tfl.nu/lyvs

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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"

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(651): I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated" http://tfl.nu/zfhg

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(630): View more from Illinois

life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun

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(630): life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun http://tfl.nu/2zbz

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.

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(505): Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse. http://tfl.nu/nlhf

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(647): View more from Ontario

So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.

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(647): So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me. http://tfl.nu/qz95

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(571): View more from Virginia

Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober

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(571): Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober http://tfl.nu/ny6e

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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?

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(847): So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college? http://tfl.nu/onzy

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?

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(570): Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting? http://tfl.nu/d43k

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(817): View more from Texas

they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life

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(817): they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life http://tfl.nu/g989

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(714): View more from California

i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?

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(714): i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto? http://tfl.nu/tdft

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