The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?