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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..

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(631): My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms.. http://tfl.nu/s1m5

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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.

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(226): i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much. http://tfl.nu/edmc

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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.

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(262): I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day. http://tfl.nu/uzwr

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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.

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(210): I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy. http://tfl.nu/uz12

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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.

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At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.

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(303): At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends. (1-303): At about the same time you guys weren't burritos. http://tfl.nu/mxci

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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.

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(847): His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it. http://tfl.nu/zrgw

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(315): View more from New York

It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.

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(315): It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar. http://tfl.nu/d08o

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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."

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(404): My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America." http://tfl.nu/2jbp

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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina

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(808): guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina http://tfl.nu/joff

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Everybody was literally kung fu fighting

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(803): Everybody was literally kung fu fighting http://tfl.nu/75ca

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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.

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(715): i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign. http://tfl.nu/r2le

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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2

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(703): he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2 http://tfl.nu/k675

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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents

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(904): i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents http://tfl.nu/zd1e

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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem

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(407): i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem http://tfl.nu/l5fk

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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.

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(917): My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts. http://tfl.nu/py1e

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