I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?