According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.