Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Of course I have a pirate flag
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone