Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"