Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.