If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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