how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.