Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.