Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty